Top 5 Facebook Marketing Mistakes Small Businesses Make

Top 5 Facebook Marketing Mistakes Small Businesses Make

Kamran Akmal Jokes On Cricinfo

Kamran Akmal Jokes which got published on Cricinfo after he dropped 2 consecutive catches of Ross Taylor (New Zealand) in World Cup 2011.

"Kamran's favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can"

"Ballag: I hope that Kamran's wife doesn't let him hold their babies! "

After the last match Pakistan team management was found anxiously searching for the Birthdays of Aussies, if there 

is any on 19th March"

"Elton Chigumbura's birthday on the day they play Pakistan .. Good signs for him .. only if Kamran plays as a keeper"

"Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey".

Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him."

And why did Adnan Akmal become a keeper? Since too many balls kept going into the bush behind the pitch when Kamran was keeping.

"Why can't Kamran Akmal be a Pakistani team selector? Because he will keep dropping everyone from the squad!"

"Cricinfo is introducing a new section on Akmal brothers, and it's called "Dropplegangers"

"Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus! :)"

"Kamran legacy: kamran could be a good brand ambassador for Save water campaign. "Every drop counts"

Life As We all know It

Walking barefooted on the aisle of miseries feeling the scorching heat of sun pouring inexplicable rays of unfathomable misfortunes in the midst of a lifeless life prevailing your numb soul. This is how hard life can be sometimes.

Peeping from the window of hopes with a smirk on the face embracing the delusion of a happy ending is what we all ought for, is what we strive to live for. A happy ending, this is all what everybody wants. Once you are gone who will remember you? Your loved ones, yeah maybe for some time they will. But in the atrocities of this life you will end up being nothing for no one. This is the bitter reality. Accept it!

Kill your expectations as soon as they try to pop up. Live for yourself as no one will give a damn about you once you are gone. Admire everyone but envy no one or you will be a burnt soul with ashes fading away even in your own life.

Everything I wrote above about life is bullshit, a subliminal phase which comes on and off in our lives and we
get so frustrated that we end up thinking like a maniac. Life is beautiful, a gift from Almighty. Embrace it, accept it and see the colours of it. Don't cry because you had a bad patch, be happy because it's your past now. Remember you will get this life once; make the maximum out of it. Forgive others thinking that one day you will be forgiven, cheer up thinking that this maybe the last time your smiling, help others as you might need some help one day. Love your parents, your friends because they won't be there forever. Who knows where will you end up? Stop worrying about tomorrow, start doing today. Because your tomorrow is your today and ultimately would be your yesterday. Never give up on anything or anyone. The world will remember you, surely they will smile thinking about you and this is what we are made for. Surely you have done your Job.

Don't question your life and don't hate it. You are only sent to discover the fantasies which are hidden in this enormous system. There is yet to explore a lot, yet to travel a lot. So never give up and hope for the best in every situation because getting frantic won't end the problem but it will indeed add on to your misery.

"Life is not about the number of breaths you take; it's about the moments that take your breath away."

Facebook...the advent of a new era

Yesterday as I logged in my Facebook profile. I got an update that one of my cousins’s having a birthday. I sent a birthday message to her and she was really in a state of shock by receiving a birthday text from me. Honestly speaking it was the first time I was wishing her in her 25 years lifespan so far. I was inclined to think that maybe if Facebook was not there to update me aboutthat I would have spent my entire life without wishing her on her birthday. And the point whichlingers in my mind is that,”Are we so much dependent on Facebook?” The obvious and honest reply is,” YES.”

Facebook took over Orkut and it got the hype in no time. Even Mark Zuckerburg wouldn’t have thought that Facebook would be such a success while devising it. Nearly 450 million people are connected to each other through this channel. You can talk to people of entirely different origin, place and race by the click of a single button and what fascinates Facebook from different online messengers is its compatibility, user friendly environment and the amount of applications for interaction.

Facebook is really on a roll and is a great medium to get connected to your friends, relatives and even random people. You can find your old friends; can contact your distant relatives, share photos and videos within a blink of an eye. I even know a couple who met on Farmville and later on married. So people are not only communicating, sharing information and playing games they are also getting into a relationship via Facebook. Now you’re talking.

The huge impact which Facebook made on our lives is addictively phenomenal. I used the term addictive because people on our planet would even ask the angel of death to wait a moment so they could update their status just before dying.

Facebook is not only playing its part in making the world literally a global village but it has also worked to make a business out of it. The other day I was discussing about the benefits of advertising your business via Facebook. If we consider Facebook as a country, with a population touching merely 450 million users it would be ranked 6^th according to population. Targeting these 450 million users using a single banner advertisement is not only cheap as the reach per person will be quite low but will also yield great output as the advertisement can be targeted explicitly.

With the revolutionising of the world technology has been on the rise every second. Technology promises greater prospects to follow and our dependability on it is increasing by time. And Facebook is just the beginning of an entirely new Digitalised Era.

The world of 2012: how do you see it?

The world is changing. We do read it at various places. It’s more of a metaphor than anything else now days. I ask myself, Alright the world is changing but where and how? It’s been changing since the creation. So that myth takes me to a point thinking that how am I changing with this world? How these changes affect me?

Honestly speaking being a normal human I won’t stop eating thinking that there are 3.7 million people in Somalia who have nothing to eat. I won’t stop drinking thinking there are people who can’t drink or I even won’t stop spending on my luxuries despite the fact that there are a lot of people who lack the basic necessities of life. If nothing’s changing for me then how do I say that it will be a changed world in 2012? Yeah I will probably have my 23rd birthday. Maybe have a better job, a better living standard. But still there will be people dying of hunger, robbing, raping, making a mockery of someone, laughing, chatting, crying or writing for a changed 2013 somewhere on this planet.

So for me that world is not changing. It remains all the same. The only thing which changes is the probability of evil happening here which is increasing at a rapid speed. 2012 will be yet another year of despair agony, frustration and desperation for most people.

I can’t foresee the future and I am neither a pessimist, but I rather won’t tell anyone a fairy tale by saying that it will be a completely changed world in a year. I am a realist and for me this world won’t change unless we start changing ourselves individually which we won’t because it’s easy to point your finger and say that is the bad guy rather the pointing it to ourselves. When you can’t stand for what you believe in you can’t change the world and for me the year 2012 will just be another year of hatred and enmity among humanity.